Call for you to attend the ‘you and me’ cuddle session, 8 pm, at my house!Ģ6. If you and I were socks, we for sure would make a great pair.Ģ5. Omg, I think you should call the firefighters.Ģ4. Man, who got you smiling like that? ME? I? All-all my being? *winky face*Ģ3. Can you buy me HEAT PROOF gloves on your way? You are too hot to handle, bae! It’s not my fault.Ģ2. Is it the fall season, cuz I am falling for you.Ģ1. Hold up, the police are here, I need to check you out. Is the apocalypse coming? Cuz you caused a total eclipse of my heart.ġ9. You remind me of my favorite tea: HOT n’ SWEET.ġ8. Are you a glowing stick, cuz you are shining.ġ7. Are you working as a pizza man cuz you have got a pizza of my heart.ġ6. Are you a bartender? Cause I am asking you for another shot.ġ5. Are you today’s date, cuz you are 10/10?ġ4. Boy, are you a gardener because I love those Two-lips.ġ3. Let me tell you, if you have known this man for some time and not just virtually, then you have a chance to spice things up:ġ2. Flirty/Corny texts to make your boyfriend laughĬracking a joke here and there can slightly give a positive vibe to your relationship. Note: While flirting through texting one should know how to keep it clean and simple and to know how to not overdo it in order to not sound pushy and weird, since it is you that is texting first. Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA one to me. I prayed for a gift this new year, god sent happiness in the form of a human being.ġ1. I have tied your shoelaces so you don’t fall for anyone else.ġ0. Wanted to ask if you are a coach, since you make my heart JUMP □ĩ. I think GOD created you on Sunday and added more honey than needed.Ĩ. Please can you stop wandering through my mind, you Speedy Gonzales.ħ. What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish? This tastes a little funny.Ħ. What musical instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa!ĥ. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Watahhhhhh!Ĥ. What’s the name of the French shoe inventor? Phil-lip Phil-lop.ģ. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me. Here, 70 all hilarious texts to send him: Making your crush laugh is your new goalĪre you making the first move to text your crush? Here are some texts to make him laugh and get his attention:ġ. “ My colleagues asked me about the reason that I lost fast weight, I said it in the countries voice I possibly could: My dear Husband *tongue out emoji*” “ If darkness comes, you will light up my world, you MOFO!”Ĥ. “ You have electrocuted me with your love, writing from the death bed right now.”ģ. You know whyt? Cuz you have the best girlfriend ever. Let’s make texting fun while being a pro at making your crush, boyfriend or husband laugh.ġ. Knowing that laughter is the best therapy, MEN are going to cancel their therapy sessions RIGHT NOW. So, it is clear enough that you can use those witty jokes that you have under your sleeve to make a guy laugh. According to Schwarz and Hoffman: “Both men and women favor comic wit over sentimental comedy and satire.” There are also some DON’Ts at texting to make him laugh, which we will explain at the end of this article. Use your research skills honey, find those memes, send them and make his brain release endorphins! Send that meme that releases his endorphins. It’ll be funny to both of you, it’ll help to strengthen that beautiful bond of yours even more. Let’s just say you had a little too much wine tonight and you’re feeling bold, what’d you send him? Do it! But, when it comes to funny texts you don’t want them to just be flirty, you want them to be funny too, eh? We wrote 128 original flirty texts you can send him, you can get inspired there. God forbid you stalk his socials! Īdd a little flame to the text, by intriguing and teasing him a bit! I’m not encouraging you to stalk or anything. OR you can do a little research, take notes. If you haven’t spent enough time with him to know what makes him laugh, you can either shoot your shot in the air like you just don’t care… Know what makes him laugh, take notes Baby Girl, ask his entourage! Or if you copy any of the funny texts I’ve listed below, feel free to add a little spice of your own. Whatever you write, just be confident about it, be you. You do not have to be a comedian to do it, just follow these tips:
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